Bill Murray will deny all these stories. A blog about the completely fictional account of the audacity and balls of Bill Murray as he interacts with the general public.
My favorite, Bill Murray and the Perfect Sandwich, and the only evidence you should need to check out the site for yourself:
I had finally found the perfect sandwich. Ham, turkey, cheddar and provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, mustard and submarine dressing. Delicious. As I went to refill my drink, I see a shady, bearded man run over to my table, and finish the last few bite of my heavenly sandwich. I begin to protest this when I notice that it is none other than Bill God Damn Murray. Grinning, he begins inching towards the door, looks me straight in the eyes, and shouts so that all in the restaurant can hear him, “No one will ever believe you!!” and walks out.
Images: Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus in What About Bob? (one of my favorite movies of all time) found on Deseret News from the Associated Press; screenshot of No One Will Ever Believe You
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LMAO… I love this!
Ha! How did I know you would, Amma!
Haha I LOVE “What About Bob?”. This is hilarious!
I just rewatched it last night and it remains steadfast in my list of top 10 movies by far.
Amazing! Love the sandwich story! That’s friggen hilarious
Ha! He totally would do that. I think….
“completely fictional” my ass! he totally does all those things.
(did you see him in Zombieland? BEST. CAMEO. EVER.)
YES YES YES YES YES. BEST CAMIO EVER>
AH MAY ZING. Thank you for this, darling!
Of course!
This is all kinds of awesome. I was supposed to work on my paper tonight but forget that! I’m reading this instead.
In another life Bill and I are best friends, I just know it.
I love this, Lizzie. Perfect pick me up!
ha ha ha how good is that sandwich story?!?!? thank you so much for this!
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